Here’s What I Learned Wearing a Diaper for a Day

If you were listening on Election Day you’ll know that I was voted to spin the dreaded ‘Wheel of Consequences’.

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The wheel told me I had to wear an Adult Diaper for a Day.  So I did and I learned a few things about myself…

  1. It’s hard to pee while making direct eye contact with another person.
    Just ask Nina.  I tried with her and got stage fright.
  2. I should probably do more Kegel Exercises.
    As a male in my mid 30’s I have discovered that sometimes I think I’m done in the restroom only to ‘holster the gun’ and discover that there was some excess drippage.  Wearing the diaper helped, but that’s nothing to be proud of.
  3. Don’t lose a bet the same day you’re gonna hang with Veterans.
    I volunteered at a Veterans Day Thank You dinner on the same day I was wearing my adult diaper.  Wearing a diaper around people who have been to war is perhaps the most embarrassing feeling in the world.
  4. Keep them in mind for Country Thunder
    Ever had to wait in long lines for the bathroom at a music festival?  ‘Nuff said.

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