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Worst Pick Up Lines

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From David Dean

So you ever been approached in a bar and had some dude give you some cheesy pick-up line? Yeah, most people have. Now our friends at Match.com have compiled the list of the Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines. You heard any of these? I use all of them all the time!

According to a new survey, the worst pick-up line of all time is . . .  “What’s your sign?”  Rounding out the top four were, “I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?” . . . “You must be a broom, because you’re sweeping me off my feet” . . . and “Do you have a license, because you’re driving me crazy.”

#1.)  “What’s your sign?”

#2.)  “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number.  Can I borrow yours?”

#3.)  “You must be a broom, because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

#4.)  “Do you have a license?  Because you’re driving me crazy.”

#5.)  “I’ve got a thirst, and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”  (???)

#6.)  “Are you lost?  Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

#7.)  “Are you religious?  Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

#8.)  “Can I take your picture?  I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.”

#9.)  “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

#10.)  “Well, here I am.  What were your other two wishes?”

-@TheDavidDean

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